All My Single Ladies (He's Just Not That Into You)

"Hi there Sweet Thing?" "How you doin' shorty?" "Wussup Mami" "Hey Bitch!"

Foul some of you are. Excuse Me Miss, just because I bumped into you by mistake and said hey you're a cutie does not mean I want to be involved with you in any type of relations. Don't let these weak minded males with no game get you to thinking that all Men are out for your hearts. I'm a firm believer in platonic companionship. I do not however indulge in "One Night Stand" competitions. Honestly I have to screen and go through at least few weeks of contact with a woman before the preferences for what I expect in a relationship to be brought into discussion.

Now, Yes I have had friends that ended up in my bed, but hey, she had to have it. I was minding my business, thinking it would be one of those regular nights of chilling and she jumped on Me. Why fight the feeling if its been awhile? (_{Good Ol' NSA/No Strings Attached}) In other news, I'm noticing that women and girls are in this "Don't waste my time" state of mind. Wake Up!! Every male doesn't want to manipulate you, just the ones you attract with this insecure energy. Automatic Negative Thoughts [_{A.N.Ts term coined by Dr. DANIEL G. AMEN, M.D., a clinical neuroscientist, psychiatrist, and brain imaging expert}] on the brain? Try to believe that people are not always up to no good but be able to tell the difference.

Trust Me! When I find a female attractive it will be known to her specifically what type of attraction. "I like your voice", "You have a great personality", "Damn you cute but I don't want you like that but you cool though", "Hey I think you look good and I want your number I don't care if you married.", "Bitch you look like you could make me a million". You know? So if you happen to be one of the lucky ladies that finds my name in your [^{Inbox:(3 new messages!)}] understand that the content you maybe subjected too is genuine and may or may not be a "Let's Get to Know Each Other" note with hidden intentions.

Firstly, I'm honest. Secondly, I'm smoother than that. Third reason, If I feel like playing "Games", Grand Theft Auto does have Girlfriends in there somewhere. Another reason, when and if I want you to be more than just a conversation participant I will openly let you know. Main reason, some of you females get this misconstrued from past blunders because you was messing with a lame in the beginning for overlooking a real Man.

Further More try to stop over analyzing and testing and just allow for the flow to sweep you into seduction but be alert enough to know when you are about to make a mistake or make the mistake based on the knowledge of the expected outcome. Try not to condemn all for the fumbles of one.

Tough Love: Snap out of it bitch you ain't all that!!
Liar's approach: You could have many men. Is that why every man wants you?
Feminist Outlook: Men are pigs and scum and you do not need them but don't become lesbians. <fuck _{is wrong wit y'all right there?}>
Womanizers Rant: You are not worthy of my penis and should not speak unless we have fornicated.