1. Fuck Welfare - all that is cut except for Medical Assistance
2. Universal Health Care - No We gonna call it Medical Assistance, which will be available to Everybody with a Date of Birth.
3. Hemp (marijuana) - Legal to Grow & Harvest and sell with agricultural intent
4. Drug Abuse - Iboga Treatments at Shamanic Healing Centers http://ibogahouse.com
5. Employment - Everybody will have a job. At least a 2 week trial. Stealing will go on your resumé. The next job will have somebody monitor your section. Lateness will be unacceptable because every business will be required to provide it for employees via Shuttles.
6. Education - Free unless you wanna use you knowledge to commit crimes. Mentalists will be your interviewers.
7. Religion - Free to express
8. LGBTP or what ever the hell - Will only be legal in states I don't like. If you wanna be apart of it, go to the states where it's legal and do everything for other states via Skype.
9. Teenagers - will have extra curriculum programs every summer that cater to what they truly wish to learn. If they get caught with them Droopy Drawers/ Saggin' pants they gettin' sent to the Gay states.
10. Homeless - Libraries and Religious Temples will serve as Homeless shelters.
11. Television - Channels will be based on show category purely. Fuck networks competing to distract you. And a YouTube channel
12. World Star Hip Hop - will only be for Hip Hop news, not ppl doing dumb shit to rap music or blaming it on rap music or just because they maybe Black or Urban Cultured... I mean real Hip Hop.
13. Censorship - Man fuck Censorship, if you raise your kids properly, the rest of the World won't have to deal with your lack of control/authority.
14. War - If you wanna Go come on, but I be damned if We fightin' shit that has nothing to do with Us. War for Peace, if We have evidence that anybody 'wan waar wit dust' We gone "Bomb first"
15. Presidential Term - 10 yrs bitch Fuck you. Yall gonna have to deal wit Me for Ten Years straight. If Bush can make planes disappear (no Plane hit the Pentagon dumb ass), rig an election (His relative Fixed the Florida 'recount', nobody voted for that fuck up) , give the World the middlefinger (YouTube it), Change Daylight savings time because of the way He liked it in TX... Imma be gettin' My Dick sucked by groupies(new secretary every season, Maybe from Towson University) for 10 yrs straight in the "Oral" office, breathing Peppermint Hydro vapors (Yea I inhale whore).
16. Parenting - Mandatory (punishable by being forced into a furnished, hidden camera monitored condominium that you will have to live in for 2yrs with your children and the only available media will be on Child Development)
17. Abortion - will only be available to lesbians that say they aren't bi
18. Congress - Volunteer work
19. Banks - fuck Banks it's gonna be 1 Credit Union that everybody will use or they can take care of their Own Money.
20. DMV/MVA - will provide driving schools, car insurance, inspections and everything else they make you wait in them long ass lines for just to tell you that they don't have them services available. Fuck you...you do now
21. Magicke - practice (only consensual sacrifices, no coercion)
22. Statutory Rape - if you are less/more than 3 yrs apart
23. Foreign Policy - Fuck wit Me, Imma fuck wit you
24. Polgyamy - only if consensual and serious. Not because you want a interlink hearts/sex symbol T shirt.
25. BDSM - only public if on the Island called "Gor"
26. Food - Free if you work
27. Guns - right to bear arms If you practice 2yrs of firearm safety and accuracy.
28. Prostitution - LoL do you even gotta ask?
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