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Friday, October 18, 2013

Stop with the Excuses (Invitation Rant)

People never show up to anything I invite them to, would My wedding be any different?

They'd be like: You're getting married? for real?! When, what time?

Me: Yea, you didn't get the invitation?

Them: OMG, where is the wedding? I didn't know You had a girlfriend! We need to talk, wow!

Me: Are you sure you didn't get the invitation?

Them: Damn you should have told me, why didn't you ask me to be in it, you don't Love me anymore?

Me: Are you fuckin' serious, or just High again?

Them: How could you do me like that?

Me: Funny you call, 3 hrs before a wedding I sent you 3 invitations too, and you sent RSVP back, I left you 26 messages asking you to be in the wedding 9 of them were about Rehearsal, because you wanted to be a brides maid or some shit. But really 3 hrs before the wedding, that you RSVP'd, you call Me about when, what time, and where...I have been on social media websites talking about it for like 2 months, you liked the photos, told Me how sorry you were for missing the rehearsals..then you said you didn't know I had a girlfriend but you bought the wine and got extra turned up at the party, the shit still your display pic. I bet you got the invitation in your hand. Talkin' bout where's the Wedding, down the street from your house dumb ass, you suggested the Temple down the street from your house: 1. So you wouldn't be late; 2. because you said the Clergymen really enjoyed My article about 'Religion & Spiritually: Higher Power vs Higher Self'. Are you even in the house, either you high or you jokin? The fuckin' Limo outside your side your house... Come to the reception so I can crack you in the head with a Champagne bottle.

(A bit far fetched, but precise)

People always ask why We don't do anything together, yet never show up when I invite them, but I almost always make to anything I'm invited to.

End of Rant
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