Ladies Night

Get in the house after a long day. Shower up and catch a Little "So You Think You Can Dance?" (Vote for Sasha...love her) then I'm out the door. Aimed for a restaurant that I go to, they usually hand Me the remote control as soon as I come in ("Here you go Boss"), but I got stopped by one of My Ramadan participating comrades. He invited Me into the bar We usually go to count money and play pool after the Block Parties on Friday Night. So I said Ok... Meet a couple friends, a few familiar faces, a few new bitches all in My face. Bartender sits a drink in front of Me, bitch shoutin' out My drink, I didn't order any, I didn't pay for any hahaaa. So as I'm conversing with the Familia...more bitches and a few ladies come in, then more, and more... At this point I had to ask. "What the hell is goin' on tonight?" A here glass shatter, I feel an ass on My lap, titties on My arm, smiles in My line of vision then in the distance a bitch get on the bar and starts dancing... The bartender says "Wednesday is ladies night!" So goin' in networking mode.. More dudes than a little bit alll over the place but I still got a nice level of action, some of em was hatin' but most of them was cool. But hey I know ppl so that's: Free Drinks, Bouncer just let Me in (Gun on Me, No I'd and all). It was cool for real, heard it's worse (in a good way) during the semester. Definitely worth doing again. Funniest part of the night was meeting the dude that "Hit the Lottery" and tryna to get him to Shut the fuck up.

Not that I was a nice guy, I was talkin' shit to ppl, about to smack a dude for My homeboy, draggin' drunk bitches off the floor if they dropped their drinks. Pullin' on hair, grabbin' ppl girls. And they was lovin' it!

I'm on one vixen's radar but she ain't gettin far wit out the bread. Speakin of which, on the street I'm walkin towards the after hour spot, so I yell "Hey White Bread!!" Girls stopped so I said.. "Where the action at" one bent over and stuck her hand through her legs and made the 'cum here' gesture.

On that note... I'm on My way to the Farmer's Market for the 'Collecting of Tributes'
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